Shit Salad

A collection of two short stories - Shit Salad, and Welcome to Hell. Also includes a bunch of random absurdity.
 
Shit Salad: Hektor and Fin wake one morning to find a massive turd in their living room. No one knows where it came from or who is responsible. Along with their friend Brian, who enjoys dressing up as a Catholic priest, they journey across town to solve the enigma of the giant turd. 
 
Welcome to Hell: A full-colour story about a naked bear who wakes up in Hell with no memory of how he got there. He is greeted by a friendly skeleton who gives him the rundown of what to expect in Hell.